" KHAZANA SMS KA"......(more than 500)
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
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hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
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Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
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Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
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Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga..
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Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
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exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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kaun kehta hai dost tumse hamari judai hogi,
yeh afwah kisi aur ne udayi hogi;
shaan se rahenge aapke dil mein hum,
itne dino mein humne kuch to jagah banayi hogi
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
vah vah... vah vah... vah va
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Aansun se palke bhigo leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal deta hoon
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Mayoos tow hoon mager hona nahi chahti
Kia karon mein ussay bhulana nahi chahti
Janti hon wo bay khaber hai mujhe se
phir bhee Uss k khayal ko dil se mitana nahi chahti ~
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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh,
badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh,
Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!
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aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana.
chhe vo apna ho ya begana
dil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi,
inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana??
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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....
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Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Jab hum is duniya mein aate hai,
Toh kitne rishtey saath laatey hai.
Duniya mein aane ke baad hum,
Kitne naye rishtey baanthe hai.
Magar in rishto mein se sirf,
woh pyaar ka pawitra rishta hai,
Jo hum marte dum tak nibhaate hain.
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Kehena hai aaj tumse,
phir kisise ye kehena nahi,
Rehena hai saath tere,
warna Duniya me rehena nahi.
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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!
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oftdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain
par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
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Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !
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Gandhi bhi chala gaya,
nehru bhi mar gaya,
subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahi,
aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai....
pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....
Mera SMS !
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi
kamine ho ?
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir- darar, saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!
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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir
thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga..
Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat
raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!
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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to
please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
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Bachelor's schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
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Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !
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Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho,
cok di cr8 ho, ande da oml8 ho,
sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho.
Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho
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Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand bola....
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Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
LALOO ki shakal,
Mayawati ki wani,
JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal,
ATAL jaisi chaal mile..
GOOD LUCK
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Aasman me itne tare ho ki
asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
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Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye
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Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!
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is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..
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Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,
sahayog mile chhoto se,
Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se,
daulat mile rab se,
yahi dua hai dil se
DIL SE!
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Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!
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Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!
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Arz hai unki galiyon ke
chakkar kaat kaatte kutte
hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to
hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
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Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye,
ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai...
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Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...
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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
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Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
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Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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Mein nazar se pee raha houn,
ye samaa badal naa jaaye Naa jhukaao tum nigahein,
kahin raat dhal naa jaaye Mere askh bhi hain is mein,
ye sharaab ubal naa jaaye Mera jaam chhune waale,
tera haath jal naa jaaye Abhi raat kuch hai baaki,
naa uthaa naqaab saaqi Tera rind girte girte,
kahin phir sambhal na jaaye
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Badi muddat se chaha hai tumeh,
badi duaon se paaya hai tumeh,
Tujeh bhulane ki sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujeh!!
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aasaan nahi hota kisi ko bhulana.
chhe vo apna ho ya begana
dil ki baatain bas samajhta hai dil hi,
inhe kya samjhega ye zalim zamana??
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Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah muskura na sakegi....
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Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
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Aye Khuda kyon deta hai tu Ladkiyon ko itni Beauty
ke Ladke unse Line Marna samjhte apni Duty
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
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Savera kya hua, sitaro ko bhul gaye.
Suraj kya aaya, chaand ko bhul gaye.
Guzre kya kuch pal humare bina,
Aap hume hi bhool gaye.
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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamho mein daaman chod jayega.
Abhi waqt hai do baatein kar lo humse,
Kya pata kal kaun teri zindagi me aa jayega.
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Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
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Jaruri nahi dosto me baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe.
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Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab hum purane ho gaye.
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Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare.
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Ishq ke rishte kitne ajib hote hai.
Durr rehke bhi kitne karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib hote hai..
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Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta hai..
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zindegi terebina adhura hai.
najane q teremere beech meinye doori hai.
sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko.
per tera ek muskan meri kamjori hai
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apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,
jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,
apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki
apun tarzan tu monkey
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Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
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Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.
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College ki har Ladki ek Phool hai,
Aur use choona ek Bhool hai,
Jo usme Mashgul hai,
Samjho uski ATKT full hai.
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Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.
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Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein,
Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo,
Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par
Bhi Toh Kabhi Double Click Karo.
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Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho.
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Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera naam...
Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...
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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
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Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana. funny
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If i was a tear in ur eyes, i would tun down your cheek and kiss your
lips &; if u were a tear in my eyes i would never cry 4 fear of losing
u...
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who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!
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Why do we close our eyes when v prey, when v cry, when v dream, when v
kiss??? B'coz the most BEAUTIFUL things in life r not seen by felt by
the HEART!!!
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piya, ki aadha piya aur adha chhod diya,
yaaron ye pyaar hai pyaar, nahi koi VIM BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya or bas
hogaya....!
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7 rules to be happy...
1never hate
2dont't worry
3live simple
4expect a little
5give a lot
6akways smile
7have a friend like me.....
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LOVE: easy to say, difficult to stay, beautiful to feel, dificult
deal...DIFFICULT is PART of LIFE, but that's the reason
WHY GIRLFRIEND IS NEVER A WIFE....!!!!
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I wanted 2 kill the SWEETEST SMARTEST &; the most beautiful person on
eart, but then I thought..........
SUICIDE is a CRIME....
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Ek truck dusre truck ko khinch ke jaa raha tha, yeh dekh kar ek aadmi
jor jor se husne lagaa or jamin pe lotpot ho gayaa aur bola,
"ek rasse ke tkde ko uthane ke liye 2-2 TRUCK?"
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A true friend is a friend who see the first tear, Catch the second and
stops the third....
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One man read a board 'likhane wala briliant, padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he rub board and writes,
"padhane wala briliant, likhnewala idiot...."
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Ga saku aapka nagma, wo saaz kahan se lau,
suna saku kuch aapko, wo andaz kahan se lau,
yun to chand ki tarif karna aasan hai,
kar saku aapki taarif, wo alfaz kahan se lau...
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A friend is like a pillow, u can hug when u r in trouble,
u can cry on when u r in pain &; embraca when u r happpy.
So remember when u need a friend BUY A PILLOW.
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One mann passing by on a road, was invited by his friend to play
CHESS..
He said "wait for 5 min. let me go and wear SPORT SHOES!!!
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we like each other because
u think I m Nice
I htink u r nice
u think I m cool
I think u r cool
U think I m sweet
I think u r sweet
U think I m Smart
I think u r RIGHT.
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God granted me 1 wish. I asked 4 WORLD PEACE.
He said its impossible, please ask 4 something else,
I asked him 2 make U intelligent, He said Wait,
Let me try 'world peace'
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Life without U is impossible.
U R in my breath, in my blood.
I can not stay 4 a second without U.
If U R not there, i m dead....
Hellloooo...I M talking about OXYGEN..!!!!
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Life is like MATHS:
friend ko plus + karo, Dushman ko Minus - karo, Khushiyon ko Multiply
X karo, Gam ko Divide / karo, aur life ENJOY karo
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yaah karte he tumhe tanhai me
dil dooba he gamo ki gahrai me
hamein mat dhoondo huniya ki bhid me
hum millenge tumhe, tumhari parchhai me
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you can be a doctor &; save lives, a lawyer &; defend lives, a soldier
&; protect lives or simpaly be YOurself a SWeetheart Who touches
lives..!!
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bekaabu hai dil fir bhi jiye jaa raha hu,
khali hai botal fir bhi piye jaa raha ju,
majburi to dekho is dil ki...
reply nahi miltaa fir bhi SMS kiye jaa raha hoon..
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Log apna banake chod dete hai... Rishta gairo se jod lete hai...
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake... Log to dil bhi tod dete hai!!
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Meri chahat tu, tujhe pa to na saka mai, yakin kar nahi hu bewafa mai,aaj bhi mere khawabo me hai tu, aaj bhi tujhe pane ki hai justuju meri.
----------------------------------------------------------------------"haaton ki lakiron par vishwas nahi karna chahiye kyunki takdir to unki bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote hai"
Khuda na kare apko koi gam milay. Khushiya or hasi har dum milay.
Jab bhi kabhi gum apki aur badhay. Khuda kare raastey mai usay hum milay…
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Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho, Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho
Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun, Aasmano ki chandni tum ho
Dosto se wafa ki ummeede, Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho
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Log kehte hai ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye.
Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye.
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Unhe to fursat nahi milne ki humse, aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki fariyaad karke.
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Agar aaye wo meri maut pe, to kah dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke
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Itni chhoti nahin dosti apni, Kaise soch liya k kinaara aa gaya.
Lo ho gayi mobile mein roshni, Aur SMS hamaara aa gaya....
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Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since1965, pepsi jaisi nahi yeh dil
mange more, yeh hogi LIC jaisi, zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi k baad bhi..
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There r 3 chambers in my HEART.
1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1 4 GOD.
oh! wat abt u my frend? sorry no place 4 u in my heart...bcoz plp like u r in my heartbeats
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Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes I dont, sumtimes I reply, sumtimes I dont, but no matter how many times that SOMETIMES is, u'll be my friend 4 lifetime.
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There r 6 Billion people around the wrld. I dnt knw y i keep on msging
u.
Maybe bcoz.. 5,999,999,999 cant replace... a single 'YOU'.
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Hi Moon!, Dim Your Light.
Hello Wind!, Breeze Soft.
Hi Flower!, Blossom Slowly.
Hello Earth!, Spin Gently.
Coz My Frend Is Going To Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz
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Life gives an answer in 3 ways...
It says Yes.. N gives u wht u want.
It says NO... and gives something better.
It says WAIT and gives the best in its own time!
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Just bcoz u got an sms u think someone likes u?? huh??
Well.. no one likes u.. no one misses u.. no one cares 4 u.. no one
remembers u...........MORE THAN I DO!
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Some days are cloudy and grey, And it seems as if the rain is Chasing all your dreams away.
While other days r bright and sunny, Making you feel as though the
Feats You can accomplish are many.
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On this particular day, I have but One wish coming your way.
I hope you have a wonderfully nice day!
I cnt fnd a reson y GOD mde U so close 2 me...! Bt tats nt d qstion 2b askd.
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May b d qstion 2b askd is-HOW DID HE KNO..
TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE U IN MY LIFE?
Remember 2 remember me! 4get 2 4get me!
Evn if u try 2 remember 2 4get me
I wil nevr 4get 2 remember 2 remind u 2 remember me! Believe me...!
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What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy Again..
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Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho
udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena
fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena
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Mat mila aise dost se ae khuda, ye hamein barbaad karte hai,
hum to sms ki bauchaar karte hai, aur ye 1 rupiye ke liye bhi vichaar karte hai
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Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar...
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..
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Dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti, aur sare dard badh gaye hote,
jindgi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kab ke bikhar gayehote..
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Umar ki rah me insan badal Jata hai, waqt ki andhere me tufan badal jata hai,
sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu, lekin baad me irada badal jata hai.
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Kabhi dost' kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
par jab bhi hume sms karte ho khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho.
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Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya
karte the,
Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the..
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Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge, Juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge.
Chandani rato me aayegi meri yaad, Meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi denge
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Ateet apne aap ko kyun dohrata hai, milkar koi phir kyun kho jata hai zindagi bhar saath rehne ka vada kyun kiya, jab tumhe sirf bichhadna hi aata hai..
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Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye sath nahi
waise to zindagi ek safar si ban gayi hai mere liye
par wo safar hi kya jisme tum saath nahi
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DIL ka Rishta hai Hamara, Dil k Kone mey hai Naam Tumhara.
Har Yad mey hai Chehra Tumhara, Sath Nahi toh kya hua,
Zindagi bhar Dosti Nibhane ka Wada hai Hamara.
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Teri dosti mei ek nasha hai, tabhi to ye duniya humse khafa hai...!
Na karo humse itni dosti, ki dil puche... Teri dhadkan kaha hai..???
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Woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,
par woh kya jaane hamein har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai..
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Aap pas raho ya dur, hum dil se dil ki awaaz mila sakte hai,
na khat ke na phone ke mohtaaj hai hum, par apke dil ko 1 hichki se hila sakte hai.
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Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi, aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi
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Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara intejar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,
kab hogi is kambakht dil me roshni aur kab hoga pyaar ka izihaar
tumhara.
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Yaad na karoge to sataenge, ruthoge to manaenge... Roogey to
hasaenge... Dost hai hum tumhare, sayaa nahi... jo andhre mei saath chod jayenge!
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Aasman mei jab jab badal garajta hoga, mausam bhi aapna rukh badalta hoga...
Uthti hogi jab jab aapki nigahein, khuda bhi gir gir kar sambhalta
hoga!
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Baat kam kije jihanat ko chipate rahiye, Ajnabi shahar hai kuch dost
banate rahiye
Dushmani lakh sahi khatm na kije rishta, Dil mile na mile hath milate
rahiye
I would like 2 officially announce that
I am already accepting friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques,
chocolates, luv & airtime.
Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U!
If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers, If I got ur voice, I dnt need
music,
If u speak 2 me I dont need anybdy else, If U r my frnd I dont need the
world!
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more
than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?
I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply
adorable.
I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my
reflection.
The World is Round We'll meet again. When we meet I'll ask You "How are
You"
Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!
NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!
My name is NOBODY.
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk
SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Stars + moon = romantic night,
Birds + sky = lovely day,
Forest + animals = beautiful world,
YOU+YOUR SMILE = AYYO
Khwabo ke mahal me kalpana ka vaas hai
abhi baki meri chand saans hai
shayad tumhare aane ki koi gunjaish nahi
par tum se milne ki ab bhi aas hai
aapko bhool jau umar gujarne ki baat hai.........
aapko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai..............
jab tak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad ...........
ye saans toot jaaaye to aur baat hai..............
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Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain
haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hain
aankhe meri pad lo kabhi
ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyar karte hain
dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai .....................
baat ko dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.............
dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai ..............
varna mulaqat na jaane kitne logo se hoti hai....
Dekha nahi hai koi tujhsa,
dekhne tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayange,
jab tak deedar na ho tera,
hum mar ke bhi chain se na mar paayange..
tufan me kashti ko kinare bhi mil jate hai
jahan me logo ko sahare bhi mil jate hai
duniya me sabse pyari hai zindagi
kuch log zindagi se pyare bhi mil jate hai
apne hothon par sajana chahta hu.................
aa tujhe me gungunana chahta hu..................
thak gaya me karte karte yaad tujhko.............
ab tujhe me yaad aana chahta hu...................
Bikhre ashkon ke moti hum pro na sake,
Teri yaad Me sari raat so na sake,
Bheeg na Jaye ansuo me tasvir teri,
Bus yehi soch Kar hum ro Na sake.
Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishan baaki hai,
naam labh par hai jaan baki hai,
kya hua agar dekh kar muh fer lete hain,
tasalli hai ki abhi shakal ki pehchan baaki hai
Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai.........
tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana lagta hai....
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Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue
Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar
Bacteria............HOW R
U??????
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi
zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say
zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
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What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Impr! oves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the!
entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.
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My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in
to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more
often, i think it likes u!
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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i
am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
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5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay
for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am
talking about OXYGEN
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.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in
Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
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Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
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Log apna banake chod dete hai... Rishta gairo se jod lete hai...
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake... Log to dil bhi tod dete hai!!
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Meri chahat tu, tujhe pa to na saka mai, yakin kar nahi hu bewafa mai,
aaj bhi mere khawabo me hai tu, aaj bhi tujhe pane ki hai justuju meri.
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"haaton ki lakiron par vishwas nahi karna chahiye kyunki takdir to unki bhi hoti hai jinke haath nahi hote hai"
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Khuda na kare apko koi gam milay. Khushiya or hasi har dum milay.
Jab bhi kabhi gum apki aur badhay. Khuda kare raastey mai usay hum milay..
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Aisa lagta hai zindagi tum ho, Ajnabi kaise ajnabi tum ho
Main zamin pe ghana andhera hun, Aasmano ki chandni tum ho
Dosto se wafa ki ummeede, Kis zamane ke aadmi tum ho
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Log kehte hai ki itni dosti mat karo ke dost dil par sawar ho jaye.
Hum kehte hain dosti itni karo ke dushman ko bhi tumse pyar ho jaye.
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Unhe to fursat nahi milne ki humse, aur hamara waqt gujarta hai unki fariyaad karke.
Agar aaye wo meri maut pe, to kah dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke
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aankhe meri pad lo kabhi
ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyar karte hain
dooriyo se fark padta nahi hai .....................
baat ko dilo ki nazdikiyo se hoti hai.............
dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai ..............
varna mulaqat na jaane kitne logo se hoti hai....
Dekha nahi hai koi tujhsa,
dekhne tujhe jannat se bhi laut aayange,
jab tak deedar na ho tera,
hum mar ke bhi chain se na mar paayange..
tufan me kashti ko kinare bhi mil jate hai
jahan me logo ko sahare bhi mil jate hai
duniya me sabse pyari hai zindagi
kuch log zindagi se pyare bhi mil jate hai
apne hothon par sajana chahta hu.................
aa tujhe me gungunana chahta hu..................
thak gaya me karte karte yaad tujhko.............
ab tujhe me yaad aana chahta hu...................
Bikhre ashkon ke moti hum pro na sake,
Teri yaad Me sari raat so na sake,
Bheeg na Jaye ansuo me tasvir teri,
Bus yehi soch Kar hum ro Na sake.
Unki mohabbat ka abhi nishan baaki hai,
naam labh par hai jaan baki hai,
kya hua agar dekh kar muh fer lete hain,
tasalli hai ki abhi shakal ki pehchan baaki hai
Pagal nazaren dil diwana lagta hai.........
tera mera pyar purana lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana lagta hai....
Ek pal ki ye baat nahi, do pal ka ye sath nahi
waise to zindagi ek safar si ban gayi hai mere liye
par wo safar hi kya jisme tum saath nahi
DIL ka Rishta hai Hamara, Dil k Kone mey hai Naam Tumhara.
Har Yad mey hai Chehra Tumhara, Sath Nahi toh kya hua,
Zindagi bhar Dosti Nibhane ka Wada hai Hamara.
Teri dosti mei ek nasha hai, tabhi to ye duniya humse khafa hai...!
Na karo humse itni dosti, ki dil puche... Teri dhadkan kaha hai..???
Woh hamse ruswa hain ki hum gairon ko dekh kar muskurate hain,
par woh kya jaane hamein har chehre mein woh nazar aate hai..
Aap pas raho ya dur, hum dil se dil ki awaaz mila sakte hai,
na khat ke na phone ke mohtaaj hai hum, par apke dil ko 1 hichki se hila sakte hai.
Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi, aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi
Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara intejar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,
kab hogi is kambakht dil me roshni aur kab hoga pyaar ka izihaar
tumhara.
Yaad na karoge to sataenge, ruthoge to manaenge... Roogey to
hasaenge... Dost hai hum tumhare, sayaa nahi... jo andhre mei saath chod jayenge!
Aasman mei jab jab badal garajta hoga, mausam bhi aapna rukh badalta
hoga...
Uthti hogi jab jab aapki nigahein, khuda bhi gir gir kar sambhalta
hoga!
Baat kam kije jihanat ko chipate rahiye, Ajnabi shahar hai kuch dost
banate rahiye
Dushmani lakh sahi khatm na kije rishta, Dil mile na mile hath milate rahiye
I would like 2 officially announce that
I am already accepting friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques,
chocolates, luv & airtime.
Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U!
If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers, If I got ur voice, I dnt need
music,
If u speak 2 me I dont need anybdy else, If U r my frnd I dont need the world!
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more
than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?
I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply
adorable.
I was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection.
The World is Round We'll meet again. When we meet I'll ask You "How are
You" Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'!
NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U good,
NOBODY is Ur best friend,
NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!!
My name is NOBODY.
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk
SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Stars + moon = romantic night,
Birds + sky = lovely day,
Forest + animals = beautiful world,
YOU+YOUR SMILE = AYYO
Kabhi gamo se tumari mulakat na ho
udaas bethe raho aisi koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to hume maf kar dena
fursat mile to hume yaad kar lena
Mat mila aise dost se ae khuda, ye hamein barbaad karte hai,
hum to sms ki bauchaar karte hai, aur ye 1 rupiye ke liye bhi vichaar karte hai
Pani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua magar...
yun laga koi mujse mil k gaya abhi abhi..
Dil ki hasti mit gayi hoti, aur sare dard badh gaye hote,
jindgi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kab ke bikhar gaye
hote..
Umar ki rah me insan badal Jata hai, waqt ki andhere me tufan badal jata hai,
sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu, lekin baad me irada badal jata hai.
Kabhi dost' kehte ho, kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi bewakt neend se jaga dete ho,
par jab bhi hume sms karte ho khuda kasam khushi hi khushi dil main jaga dete ho.
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya
karte the,
Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the..
Kisi mod par hum aapko khone nahi denge, Juda hona chaho to bhi hone nahi denge.
Chandani rato me aayegi meri yaad, Meri yaad ke woh pal aapko sone nahi dengE.
Ateet apne aap ko kyun dohrata hai, milkar koi phir kyun kho jata hai zindagi bhar saath rehne ka vada kyun kiya, jab tumhe sirf bichhadna hi
aata hai..
Friday, August 20, 2010
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Peace of Mind
Principles for Peace of MIND.
Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked-
Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of God.. God has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way. All men or women act the way they do because God within them prompts them that way. Mind your own business and you will keep your peace.
Forgive And Forget-
This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often develop ill feelings inside our heart for the person who insults us or harms us. We nurture grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep, development of stomach ulcers, and high blood pressure. This insult or injury was done once, but nourishing of grievance goes on forever by constantly remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Life is too short to waste in such trifles. Forgive,20Forget, and march on. Love flourishes in giving and forgiving.
Do Not Crave For Recognition-
This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody without selfish motives. They may praise you today because you are in power, but no sooner than you are powerless, they will forget your achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why do you wish to kill yourse lf in striving for their recognition? Their recognition is not worth the aggravation. Do your duties ethically and sincerely.
Do Not Be Jealous-
We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind. You know that you work harder than your colleagues in the office, but sometimes they get promotions; you do not. You started a business several years ago, but you are not as successful as your neighbor whose business is only one year old. There are several examples like these in everyday life. Should you be jealous? No. Remember everybody's life is shaped by his/her destiny, which has now become his/her reality. If you are destined to be rich, nothing in the world can stop you. If you are not so destined, no one can help you either. Nothing will be gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get you anywhere; it will only take away your peace of mind.
Change Yourself According To The Environment-
If you try to change the environment single-handedly, the chances are you will fail. Instead, change yourself to suit your environment. As you do this, even the environment, which has been unfriendly to you, will mysteriously change and seem congenial and harmonious.
Endure What Cannot Be Cured-
This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations, and accidents that are beyond our control. If we cannot control them or change them, we must learn to put up with these things. We must learn to endure them cheerfully. Believe in yourself and you will gain in terms of patience, inner strength and will power.
Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew-
This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. . Why take on additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material engagements and spend time in prayer, introspection and meditation. This will reduce those thoughts in your mind that make you restless. Uncluttered mind will produce greater peace of mind.
Meditate Regularly-
Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is the highest state of peace of mind. Try and experience it yourself. If you meditate earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will tend to become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit by gradually increasing the period of daily meditation. You may think that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better results in less time.
Never Leave The Mind Vacant-
An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or religious work, may not always earn you more money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name.
Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret-
Do not waste time in protracted wondering " Should I or shouldn't I?" Days, weeks, months, and years may be wasted in that futile mental debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate all future happenings. Value your time and do the things that need to be done. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can learn from your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not brood over the past.
DO NOT REGRET... Whatever happened was destined to happen only that way. Why cry over spilt milk?
Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked-
Most of us create our own problems by interfering too often in others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of God.. God has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way. All men or women act the way they do because God within them prompts them that way. Mind your own business and you will keep your peace.
Forgive And Forget-
This is the most powerful aid to peace of mind. We often develop ill feelings inside our heart for the person who insults us or harms us. We nurture grievances. This in turn results in loss of sleep, development of stomach ulcers, and high blood pressure. This insult or injury was done once, but nourishing of grievance goes on forever by constantly remembering it. Get over this bad habit. Life is too short to waste in such trifles. Forgive,20Forget, and march on. Love flourishes in giving and forgiving.
Do Not Crave For Recognition-
This world is full of selfish people. They seldom praise anybody without selfish motives. They may praise you today because you are in power, but no sooner than you are powerless, they will forget your achievement and will start finding faults in you. Why do you wish to kill yourse lf in striving for their recognition? Their recognition is not worth the aggravation. Do your duties ethically and sincerely.
Do Not Be Jealous-
We all have experienced how jealousy can disturb our peace of mind. You know that you work harder than your colleagues in the office, but sometimes they get promotions; you do not. You started a business several years ago, but you are not as successful as your neighbor whose business is only one year old. There are several examples like these in everyday life. Should you be jealous? No. Remember everybody's life is shaped by his/her destiny, which has now become his/her reality. If you are destined to be rich, nothing in the world can stop you. If you are not so destined, no one can help you either. Nothing will be gained by blaming others for your misfortune. Jealousy will not get you anywhere; it will only take away your peace of mind.
Change Yourself According To The Environment-
If you try to change the environment single-handedly, the chances are you will fail. Instead, change yourself to suit your environment. As you do this, even the environment, which has been unfriendly to you, will mysteriously change and seem congenial and harmonious.
Endure What Cannot Be Cured-
This is the best way to turn a disadvantage into an advantage. Every day we face numerous inconveniences, ailments, irritations, and accidents that are beyond our control. If we cannot control them or change them, we must learn to put up with these things. We must learn to endure them cheerfully. Believe in yourself and you will gain in terms of patience, inner strength and will power.
Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew-
This maxim needs to be remembered constantly. We often tend to take more responsibilities than we are capable of carrying out. This is done to satisfy our ego. Know your limitations. . Why take on additional loads that may create more worries? You cannot gain peace of mind by expanding your external activities. Reduce your material engagements and spend time in prayer, introspection and meditation. This will reduce those thoughts in your mind that make you restless. Uncluttered mind will produce greater peace of mind.
Meditate Regularly-
Meditation calms the mind and gets rid of disturbing thoughts. This is the highest state of peace of mind. Try and experience it yourself. If you meditate earnestly for half an hour everyday, your mind will tend to become peaceful during the remaining twenty-three and half-hours. Your mind will not be easily disturbed as it was before. You would benefit by gradually increasing the period of daily meditation. You may think that this will interfere with your daily work. On the contrary, this will increase your efficiency and you will be able to produce better results in less time.
Never Leave The Mind Vacant-
An empty mind is the devil's workshop. All evil actions start in the vacant mind. Keep your mind occupied in something positive, something worthwhile. Actively follow a hobby. Do something that holds your interest. You must decide what you value more: money or peace of mind. Your hobby, like social work or religious work, may not always earn you more money, but you will have a sense of fulfillment and achievement. Even when you are resting physically, occupy yourself in healthy reading or mental chanting of God's name.
Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret-
Do not waste time in protracted wondering " Should I or shouldn't I?" Days, weeks, months, and years may be wasted in that futile mental debating. You can never plan enough because you can never anticipate all future happenings. Value your time and do the things that need to be done. It does not matter if you fail the first time. You can learn from your mistakes and succeed the next time. Sitting back and worrying will lead to nothing. Learn from your mistakes, but do not brood over the past.
DO NOT REGRET... Whatever happened was destined to happen only that way. Why cry over spilt milk?
(Source:Reachout)
Friday, August 13, 2010
TIPS to improve SELF CONFIDENCE
Here are some quick tips to improve Self Confidence. If we are committed to have a healthy self confidence there are many things you can do every day to boost your self confidence, each small steps that will help you to reach your goal. The good news is that self-esteem is not fixed and can be improved, try some of the steps below to boost your confidence and self-esteem.
1. Identify your successes- Everyone is good at something, so discover the things at which you excel, then focus on your talents. Give yourself permission to take pride in them. Give yourself credit for your successes. Inferiority is a state of mind in which you've declared yourself a victim. Do not allow yourself to be victimized.
2. Look in the mirror and smile- Studies surrounding what's called the "facial feedback theory" suggest that the expressions on your face can actually encourage your brain to register certain emotions. So by looking in the mirror and smiling every day, you might feel happier with yourself and more confident in the long run.
3. Exercise and eat healthy- Exercise raises adrenaline and makes one feel happier and healthier. It is certainly an easy and effective way to boost your self-confidence
4. Turn feelings of envy or jealousy into a desire to achieve. Stop wanting what others have just because they have it; seek things simply because you want them, whether anybody else has them or not.
5. When you're feeling superbly insecure, write down a list of things that are good about you. Then read the list back. You'd be surprised at what you can come up with.
6. Don't be afraid to push yourself a bit - a little bit of pressure can actually show just how good you are!
7. You can try taking a martial arts or fitness class/course (or both). This will help build confidence and strength.
8. Invest in some new clothing and donate some of your old clothing to send a message to yourself that you both look sharp and feel sharp.
9. Try to make yourself talk positively at all times. When you hear yourself saying you can't do something, stop and say you can. Unless you try, you will never know whether you are able to or not.
10. Don't get wrapped up in your mistakes and dwell on bad points; they can contrast your good points or even give you something to improve. There's no feeling like being good at something you were really bad at.
11. Don't confuse what you have with who you are. People degrade their self worth when comparing possessions.
& MOST IMPORTANT
12. Surround yourself with nurturing friends, not overly critical individuals who make you feel inadequate or insecure. This could do great harm and damage to your self confidence.
1. Identify your successes- Everyone is good at something, so discover the things at which you excel, then focus on your talents. Give yourself permission to take pride in them. Give yourself credit for your successes. Inferiority is a state of mind in which you've declared yourself a victim. Do not allow yourself to be victimized.
2. Look in the mirror and smile- Studies surrounding what's called the "facial feedback theory" suggest that the expressions on your face can actually encourage your brain to register certain emotions. So by looking in the mirror and smiling every day, you might feel happier with yourself and more confident in the long run.
3. Exercise and eat healthy- Exercise raises adrenaline and makes one feel happier and healthier. It is certainly an easy and effective way to boost your self-confidence
4. Turn feelings of envy or jealousy into a desire to achieve. Stop wanting what others have just because they have it; seek things simply because you want them, whether anybody else has them or not.
5. When you're feeling superbly insecure, write down a list of things that are good about you. Then read the list back. You'd be surprised at what you can come up with.
6. Don't be afraid to push yourself a bit - a little bit of pressure can actually show just how good you are!
7. You can try taking a martial arts or fitness class/course (or both). This will help build confidence and strength.
8. Invest in some new clothing and donate some of your old clothing to send a message to yourself that you both look sharp and feel sharp.
9. Try to make yourself talk positively at all times. When you hear yourself saying you can't do something, stop and say you can. Unless you try, you will never know whether you are able to or not.
10. Don't get wrapped up in your mistakes and dwell on bad points; they can contrast your good points or even give you something to improve. There's no feeling like being good at something you were really bad at.
11. Don't confuse what you have with who you are. People degrade their self worth when comparing possessions.
& MOST IMPORTANT
12. Surround yourself with nurturing friends, not overly critical individuals who make you feel inadequate or insecure. This could do great harm and damage to your self confidence.
(Source: ReachOut)
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Thoughts about MEN
Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
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Thought 2
The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
And at the end, the mourners wondering too.
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Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
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Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life."
Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including priest started laughing.... ...... But not the poor groom!
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When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
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Thought 2
The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
And at the end, the mourners wondering too.
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Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
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Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life."
Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."
The whole audience including priest started laughing.... ...... But not the poor groom!
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Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Smile Pllsss....
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha…
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta... neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin tha.
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Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarentee hai:
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack it..
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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi...
Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?..
Santa: Ab theek hi hogi,kal se kuwe se awaz nahi aa rahi hai..
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Sunday, August 1, 2010
Quote & Quotations
Always try to prove that you are Right
But
Never attempt to prove that Others are Wrong.
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You don't need intelligence to speakYou need intelligence to listen.
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Difference between truth and lie:
Truth is a debit card-pay first and enjoy later.Lie is a credit card-enjoy first and pay later!!
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"Apologizing does not mean that you are wrong and the other person is right...
It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your ego...”
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Love is like playing the piano...First you must learn, to play by the rules...Then u must forget the Rules and Play from your heart.......
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But
Never attempt to prove that Others are Wrong.
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You don't need intelligence to speakYou need intelligence to listen.
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Difference between truth and lie:
Truth is a debit card-pay first and enjoy later.Lie is a credit card-enjoy first and pay later!!
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"Apologizing does not mean that you are wrong and the other person is right...
It simply means that you value the relationship much more than your ego...”
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Love is like playing the piano...First you must learn, to play by the rules...Then u must forget the Rules and Play from your heart.......
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