Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha…
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta... neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin tha.
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Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarentee hai:
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack it..
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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi...
Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?..
Santa: Ab theek hi hogi,kal se kuwe se awaz nahi aa rahi hai..
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